Since the site's inception, many people have written in with insightful comments. Surprisingly, more of the e-mails came in when the site was down to express disappointment. We would like to share some of the choice e-mails with our loyal viewers. All real contact info has been obscurred.
Last updated Sat Jan 25 10:12:22 PST 2002
Date: Tue, 24 Aug 1999 01:58:05 EDT
Subject: (no subject)
WHY DONT THE SITE WORK NO MORE IT WAS FUN TO SEND TO MY FRIENDS TO GROSS THEM OUT!
Date: Sun, 03 Oct 1999 01:59:46 GMT
From: Pixee 86
i visited http://gregorsto.cx not knowing what it was and i was disgusted. its worse than most porn. whatever the creator (i assume that being you) was thinking they sure werent very smart. im very disgusted
Date: Mon, 25 Oct 1999 20:20:34 -0400 (EDT)
From: Dope Cheese
Subject: is that you?
are you the one behind gregorsto.cx?!? that site is just wrong! my friends are like obsessed with that site. that is just plain sick dude!
Date: Sun, 2 Jan 2000 12:25:41 -0500
Subject: host me
i think you're the guy that runs gregorsto.cx right?...well can you host my site, ill pay you or something
Date: Sat, 5 Feb 2000 23:10:55 EST
who is that gettin out of a clown car on yur site? are you a fuckin clown or somethin????
Date: Mon, 6 Mar 2000 11:06:20 +0100
Subject: ugly pictures
To whome it may concern
At our webbsite we have had the nasty experience of receiving a clownographic picture from "firewall" with the homepage www.gregorsto.cx
Since our homesite is a kindergartensite it is abusive and missleading for our visitors at our gustbook.If you have the possibility to trace the person who put the picture inour guestbook we would be very pleased.
Date: Mon, 6 Mar 2000 12:07:10 -0500
Subject: I am seeing this page instead of the site I expected
What happened to the clown car? I was expecting to see a clown car at www.gregorsto.cx, but it wasn't there. What's up with that? Please fix this problem ASAP.
Date: Mon, 6 Mar 2000 17:26:26 EST
what happened to the giver and receiver pages? i was having a great time grossing out all my friends!!!!
screw the system if you took them down for TOS!!!
Date: Tue, 07 Mar 2000 12:12:15 +0100
Subject: QUIERO VOLVER A VER EL OJETE
PLEASE I WANT TO SEE THE FACE OF THAT CLOWN AGAIN.TOCHACOCA.
Date: Wed, 08 Mar 2000 11:28:02 +0100
Subject: HOY ES UN DIA MUY MALO
VAMOS A VER ACABO DE BORRAR LOS MENSAJES MAS PRECIADOS DE MI PUTA VIDA POR ERROR ,ASI QUE NO ME JODAS TU MAS Y VUELVE A COLOCAR ESA PUTA PAGINA DEL OJETE UNA PU�ETERA VEZ PARA QUE PUEDA ENVIARLA A MIS COLEGUIS .AU BUY HASTA LA VISTA .COM OJETE.ES MARICON.NET .
Date: Wed, 08 Mar 2000 20:28:14 -0500
I thought my first e-mail reminded you of the horrors you were doing to the world! I thought gregorsto.cx was gone for good. I see now that you truly have no heart. Defend yourself in the court of my public opinion! Explain the reasons for the horror that is gregorsto.cx!
Date: Fri, 10 Mar 2000 14:32:54 -0500
Subject: Where's the beef?
We're here for the pictures to scare our friends. No more legitimate pages, we want others to question our morality!
Date: Sun, 26 Mar 2000 02:07:04 -0800
From: yerk boy
Subject: gregors to
You are one sick fuck my friend... keep up the good work.
Date: Sun, 26 Mar 2000 08:57:25 -0800
Subject: You fucking turd.
Get a life.
Slashdot does not need clownosexuals like you prancing around and linking to horrendously offensive material.
Do you know what that word means?
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Date: Mon, 27 Mar 2000 14:09:26 -0500
Im quite interested in that blazin FTP.. Why don't you hook me up with a leech account and gimmie the crack to CuteZip1.0 ...
<Romeo> Wikkid: try at http://crackz:email@example.com I think they have what you need. But keep the logon and pass private please. Dont mind the pics, if you find the hidden link your in, and if you cant find it then your too lame to use it ;�
Date: Wed, 5 Apr 2000 12:50:09 -0600
Subject: That is not funny!!!!!!!!
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||IT IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Date: Thu, 13 Apr 2000 09:28:43 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: u are god
Man, dude, there is this one channel on dalnet called #anarchy where we like just fucking worship your gregorsto.cx page. we send like every lamer to that page whenever they ask us how to make bombs n' shit. I doubt you will but im gonna make a request for it anyway. If you could set up an email server and i could have a firstname.lastname@example.org you would be god. i would worship you with all of my heart. I will pose for you.
ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES!!!
Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2000 12:14:20 -0600
Subject: Urgent! Security incident on your machine! www.gregorsto.cx
You are being contacted because you are listed as an Internic contact for the domain referred to.
Attrition.org monitors computer crime on the internet. In the past few minutes, we have been notified that your domain was hacked, and your web page defaced. This means that the intruder has edited your web page in some way. Due to this, it is quite likely that one or all of the machines on your network are compromised. You may wish to take immediate action to correct this problem and respond to the intrusion.
Date: Mon, 17 Apr 2000 21:28:31 -0700 (PDT)
SIR IS THAT YOUR BIG CLOWN CAR ON THERE? I WOULD LIKE TO STICK MY HEAD IN IT AND STUFF!
Date: Tue, 30 May 2000 17:19:21 -0700
Thanx [girl's full name omitted] from oakland california who goes to holy cross college for sending me here great, i thought i was getting homework help!!!
Date: Wed, 31 May 2000 00:45:19 GMT
Your site has truly become a classic. So much, in fact, that a group of my dedicated gamer friends have honored it (and promoted it) in a more creative way that just spraying it on guestbooks and bulletin boards, which is quite lame.
We play Ultima Online (http://www.owo.com), a multiplayer online game of the likes of Everquest and Asheron's Call, which you might be familiar. You basically run around and kill people, but in a more sophisticated way than quake (characters are persistent, people own property, etc). In this game, your character looks something like this:
..where GAB is your Guild ABbreviation. In my infinite wisdom, I created the following guild with the mandatory following guildtitle for every member:
And told each person we killed (whom we made sure we knew in real life and we knew they were over 18 of course) the following:
Congratulations! You have just died! See your corpse at http://gregorsto.cx!
Anyway, your site rocks man. DON'T CHANGE A THING.
(Note: I have since disbanded this guild for fear of getting banned from the game, and because I don't want to show it to any kids. I'm not that bad. It was fun while it lasted. I'll send you some screenshots if I can find any. Sorry for the lame stick figures.) :)
Date: Wed, 31 May 2000 21:58:38 EDT
AHH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHIT. DAMN THAT SHIT IS SO FUCKING GROSS I FUCKING HAD A SEIZURE WHEN I SAW THAT DAMN SHIT. GOD DAMNIT IM FUCKING DISGUSTED. GOD DAMN.
Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2000 15:24:04 +1200
From: Anderson&Laird Family
Subject: is it yours?
is that your car and/or hat? & if it is did you have surgery on it?
PS. does the giver/receiver mean that the guy with the big feet gave the massive car to the other guy?
by buying it for him?
Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2000 00:16:50 -0400
Subject: your ass
although i thouroughly enjoy seeing your fucking car every time i have tried to visit the ani message board, COULD YOU PLEASE REMOVE IT. what the fuck is wrong with you people? keep it to yourself and the other sick fucks who WANT to look at it, not us. jeez.....
Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2000 15:19:53 +0300
From: Jan S. <@*.fi>
Subject: This site sucks
This site sucks
Date: Sat, 3 Jun 2000 02:03:48 +1000
From: Micheal M.
you just ruined the remainder of my life...
that is really sick, yet i cant look away...
Date: Fri, 02 Jun 2000 21:06:25 PDT
From: Jax A.
DUDE THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Date: Sat, 3 Jun 2000 00:12:11 EDT
Subject: get some girls
get some farm animals clowning young teen
Date: Sat, 03 Jun 2000 01:25:48 -0400
On behalf of #quake, thanks _stinger, for warding off countless lamers. some associated quotes:
<^|D|^> it has a CLOWN CAR open, and i hate ugly shit like that
<Over^Kill> www.gregorsto.cx <LoVeMoNkE> oh well I wish I was him
<m0pt0p> dont goto that place <m0pt0p> its a clown car
Date: Sat, 3 Jun 2000 01:03:00 -0500
From: Sarah Beth
Subject: I'm the giver
Why the hell did u paste a picture of my car on the giver?
Date: Sat, 3 Jun 2000 00:47:37 -0700
This site is like sick i'll be sure to send all my friends to it lol they're in for a suprise!!!!!
Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2000 07:11:43 -0400
From: Joe D.
and my girlfriend said i had a clowny car!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAYAUMMMMMMMMMMM
Date: Sat, 3 Jun 2000 13:45:39 -0700
From: Nanette S.
hey that's pretty gross.
How did he get his feet so big?!?!?!
Date: Sun, 4 Jun 2000 01:43:32 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: All hail gregorsto.cx!
Yo, me and the rest of the boys on Esper net #security would like to thank you for all of the laughs and shit we had looking at yer page. I'd also like to request to know what proggie(s) you used to make the clown car, it's fucked up, and it's funny as shit. Keep up da shit.
Date: Sun, 4 Jun 2000 04:10:41 EDT
I love the obviously edited picture of the giver. I wish he was real!! i would love to meet him.
Date: 4 Jun 2000 22:55:19 +0200
Now the Question: "Who has the clowniest car?" has an Answer.....
Date: Sun, 4 Jun 2000 21:20:53 EDT
Subject: my disguest with your pathetic site
I LOVE IT!!!!! I TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT. WHO IS THAT GUY? I WANT TO DO THAT!!
Date: Sun, 4 Jun 2000 22:43:54 -0400
From: DVS01 (iWank)
Subject: HAHAHA! Ownage!
This site owns my ass.. (heh.. ass.. )
That guy's hands look like my father's hands! its fucking weird anyways.. this site fucking kicks ass.. I'd wank to if it if it were a girl..
hmm.. you should make a girl version of that.. that'd own. I'd actually wank to that shit even tho its fucking nasty.. hahahah
btw, gregor stocks kicks ass
Date: Mon, 5 Jun 2000 14:26:06 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Gregorsto Clan!
We think gregorsto.cx is such a kickass page, so to promote it, we have created a clan that plays games such as Half-life, Counterstrike, Quake 3 and Unreal. All players use the tag [gregorsto] in front of their names. The clan has a homepage,
Always when playing on the net we bug all the players to visit the page. We also try to make everyone else we know go there as well, and I think your site has gotten a shitload of hits because of us.
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